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Hi, it's Winnie here. At least I think my name is Winnie. My humans also call me;
Winnie Winchester
Lil' Monkey
Lil' Monster
Gremlin
Honey
Sweetheart
Winnie Girl
WINCHESTER!
I don't mind my other names but I don't really like it when they call me WINCHESTER! They say it really loudly and all stern-like. I think it means I'm in trouble.
I'm taking over this week's Winchester Wednesday because I want to tell you about yesterday. It was the worst day of my life. *dramatic sigh* I was allowed outside for about 30 minutes in the morning and it was really windy and there were leaves and things blowing around everywhere and it was so much fun chasing them. *weeeeeeee*
Of course, that's not what made it the WORST. DAY. EVA. It was the WORST. DAY. EVA. because katy!human wouldn't let me go outside again. *growls* She said something about it being too windy and she didn't want me being blown out of a tree or being hit by a falling branch or something.
Pfft! No branch is hitting me! I can run really, really, really fast. You've all seen Road Runner and Wylie Coyote, right? Well, I'm fast like the Road Runner!
BEEP! BEEP!
And as for falling out of a tree. AS IF! I spend half my life up a tree (that's normal for a cat, right?). No liitle breeze is blowing me anywhere.
This is my favourite tree. It's sooooo tall and it freaks my humans out! *LMAO*
It's an easy tree to climb but some parts take a lot of concentration. From this tree I can get on to the roof of the house. (I think you saw photos last week) and I'm 99% sure I can make it on to the roof of garage next door too but I haven't tried it yet. They have a dog the size of a horse. I prefer to just lie in their driveway where he can see me through the back gate and stare at him. It drives him bonkers! *ROFLMAO*
Check out my 'Angry Eyes'. Take that Eliot Spencer!
Does this collar make me look fat?
My profile.
I leave no tree unclimbed, except this one really tall big tree which my humans wrapped plastic sheeting around so I can't climb it. *pouts*
Don't you hate it when grass gets up your nose?
See the perfect curve of my tail? That's 'J' for Jensen. *nods*
I'm thinking of auditioning for a role in a TV show about demons. This is me doing my best ceiling demon impersonation. I've still got some work to do on it but I think Mr. Kripke will be very pleased.
Imma go nap now. Bye, Love Winnie
Winnie Winchester
Lil' Monkey
Lil' Monster
Gremlin
Honey
Sweetheart
Winnie Girl
WINCHESTER!
I don't mind my other names but I don't really like it when they call me WINCHESTER! They say it really loudly and all stern-like. I think it means I'm in trouble.
I'm taking over this week's Winchester Wednesday because I want to tell you about yesterday. It was the worst day of my life. *dramatic sigh* I was allowed outside for about 30 minutes in the morning and it was really windy and there were leaves and things blowing around everywhere and it was so much fun chasing them. *weeeeeeee*
Of course, that's not what made it the WORST. DAY. EVA. It was the WORST. DAY. EVA. because katy!human wouldn't let me go outside again. *growls* She said something about it being too windy and she didn't want me being blown out of a tree or being hit by a falling branch or something.
Pfft! No branch is hitting me! I can run really, really, really fast. You've all seen Road Runner and Wylie Coyote, right? Well, I'm fast like the Road Runner!
BEEP! BEEP!
And as for falling out of a tree. AS IF! I spend half my life up a tree (that's normal for a cat, right?). No liitle breeze is blowing me anywhere.
This is my favourite tree. It's sooooo tall and it freaks my humans out! *LMAO*
It's an easy tree to climb but some parts take a lot of concentration. From this tree I can get on to the roof of the house. (I think you saw photos last week) and I'm 99% sure I can make it on to the roof of garage next door too but I haven't tried it yet. They have a dog the size of a horse. I prefer to just lie in their driveway where he can see me through the back gate and stare at him. It drives him bonkers! *ROFLMAO*
Check out my 'Angry Eyes'. Take that Eliot Spencer!
Does this collar make me look fat?
My profile.
I leave no tree unclimbed, except this one really tall big tree which my humans wrapped plastic sheeting around so I can't climb it. *pouts*
Don't you hate it when grass gets up your nose?
See the perfect curve of my tail? That's 'J' for Jensen. *nods*
I'm thinking of auditioning for a role in a TV show about demons. This is me doing my best ceiling demon impersonation. I've still got some work to do on it but I think Mr. Kripke will be very pleased.
Imma go nap now. Bye, Love Winnie