I knew it! Jared knows Australia(ns) like he's a local.

And we know there would definitely be lots of schmoop. After all, it's a long way down here.
They'll be oceans apart (well, one anyway). Day after day (well, for at least a few days). They'll slowly go insane...

(Umm, perhaps I shouldn't be listening to so many soppy 1980's love songs.)