Oh, lookit... A mouse. *sigh* You want me to do something with it, don't you?
OK, mouse. Time for you and me to put on a show.
Does this tail thing come off?
*sigh* You sure there's nothing more exciting under the fridge to play with?
No? OK, then. Back to the mouse...
HA! HA! You can't catch me!!!
Hey, watcha doing down here on the floor with me?